dreamsaremywords:

I wanna write a Clexa Jumanji AU where Lexa is the lil nerd who gets picked on who has a crush on the pretty blonde popular girl and they find the board game and Lexa gets sucked inside
Then years later Clarke dyed her hair red and was the resident crazy girl for screamimg about how little Lexa Woods was sucked into a board game but started doing art therapy and finally moving on, and then Raven, one of her former clients, and her bff Octavia find the board game and draw Lexa out, and Lexa is this wild-haired badass Commander with hella sword skills from living on her own in the wild for so long, and they find Clarke and try to finish the game
And things like giant pissed off gorillas, acid fog, panthers, etc come out of the game, including the notorious ice queen intent on murdering Lexa
And Clexa bicker and fight but totally fall in love of course

Hey Doc is Arcadia your Tom Stoppard reference in the new chapter? Is Lexa supposed to be a bit like Tomasina? I think I get the way your writing all the jumps in time like Arcadia does back and forth with the past giving us some info about the present. I think thats kind of cool so I dont think it’s confusing if people are it’s just a way of telling the story. I’m also scared for Raven it doesn’t look good for her at all but I also hope next chapter is all Clexa. It’s time!

Yes, Arcadia is an inspiration of sorts, and there are ways to compare the two girls, but it’s nothing overt, I think. 

Poor Raven, yes, but she is very clever.  

While I started on the next chapter (and it is Clexa-centric), I don’t know if I will continue with it.  I’m not feeling terribly connected to any of it right now and I’m not sure others are, either, so.  Sorry I don’t have a good reply for you.  Thank you for reading and writing though, I do appreciate it.  

Pop Quiz: You’ve got one day left to live. How do you spend it?

Well, first off, this is not at all creepy – realistically? I suppose I’d look up a book like How to Live an Entire Lifetime in One Day for Dummies or find some medical authorities who could help me with a cure or something. Or be with my family and my dogs. Watch something that makes me laugh so hard I don’t mind dying in the middle of it.  

EAT WHATEVER I WANT. 

violentfutches:

malcolmcooks:

animate-mush:

violentfutches:

so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught

Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…

why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like
thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached

because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again

Something like this happens in Ali Smith’s novel, Like.  

It takes place at a gallery in Cambridge – a Scottish girl, wanting to impress the posh English girl she is in love with, steals a painting and puts it in her rooms at university.  

It doesn’t go the way she planned (and, yes, she has to return it).  

madmaudlingoes:

Dear @staff,

You have a Nazi problem.

It’s been going on for a while now. Like a long while. White supremacists and neo-Nazis use this site in large numbers to recruit, to disseminate their murderous ideology, and to harass other users. These behaviors are explicitly against your community guidelines. These ideologies get people killed.

Yet when we attempt to report Nazi users for violating the community guidelines, we generally get a form response that just tells us to block the offending users and that “we really appreciate your efforts to make> Tumblr a safer place for everyone.”

Here’s the thing, though. No space can be safe for everyone.

If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for Jews. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for people of color. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for disabled people. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for queer people. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for Roma people.

I know who I stand with, and it’s not the Nazis.

Now it’s your job, @staff, to stand with us.Regards, Tumblr User Maud O. Bedlam

This should have all the notes.

@staff – get on the right side of history.