A bit of the Trossachs, Snowdonia and Newfoundland thrown together, my dogs, my sisters and their kids, Happy Queers, an endless library, no factories, no autos, no noise, maybe a train, proper accommodations everywhere for those with every sort of disability or impairment, a small sporting area for light sabre battles and biannual cosplay events (with holodecks available), a faithful reproduction of Rivendell but with Amazons, a science and aeronautics ‘village’ with dedicated geniuses designing intergalactic transport for when it is Time to Leave This Place and Benes chip shop.
All Needed Things are supplied via advanced Replicators.
There are constant rumours of Tardis sightings.
Every year we host the Hayfever Fan Fiction Festival.
We haven’t a flag, but we all hang out our laundry, so.
Ye Olde Relickru Shoppe (YORS) features a selection of fine wines, whiskies and sexual ‘aides.’ There are weekly discussions on the merits of pineapple on pizza vs Just About Anything Else.
Buckfast is illegal, but someone at YORS ‘knows a guy.’
Since we live in an alternate reality, we enjoy different telly:
- Xena is now in her 21st season
- Clarke and Lexa are leading the Coalition into a new, peaceful era – and Raven’s managed to setup wifi for everyone
- The Doctor has always been a woman. Except that One Time
- The Hermione Granger films are still very popular
- The L-Word is a chat show dedicated to all things Lexa
- There is a 24-hour w/w channel featuring productions of @Steklir’s More Women Than Warriors, @entirelytookeen’s The White Queen Running, @femininenachos‘ Don’t Want to Be Your Girl and so much more. Sundays are dedicated entirely to short films based upon @coeurdastronaute‘s prompts and @unicyclehippo‘s various head cannons.
Quidditch Wednesdays are on hold until we sort out the Recent Deaths
Do not speak to the Empty Woman in the Fountain. She will correct your grammar and insult your choice of clothing
If you see a Clockwork run down, please wind it up. It’s rude to just leave it there
If you fail to wind a Clockwork and it comes after you later, that is Your Own Fault and We Will Not Pity You
The phone boxes are entrances to parallel universes, so only use when Necessary
There is a Monster in our loch, everyone has seen it and it doesn’t mind the odd selfie – it does love chatting with terfs. We never hear from them again for some reason (hence our country is free of terfs)
If you have a fidget spinner, You Must Share It
We’ve no leader, but the Oracle sometimes dispenses advice which she advises not to heed
We’re mostly atheists and agnostics, but there is a church somewhere near the standing stones and everyone is free to participate, whenever it appears (usually on a full moon)