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I went political the last couple of days….thank you @femininenachos for bringing me back to the crack (ooo that rhymes)

Lexa would constantly be getting annoyed at Klork because Klork’s a greedy little nacho loving space nugget and so she’d lick it right off her forehead. A tasty little snack. Lexa would get even more annoyed when Klork would smear a little salsa on it first. Especially when she did it in front of people.

“It’s not very becoming of Heda, Klork, and the kitchens are getting frustrated at how many of these they’re having to make”

Klork like a lizard “Mlem”

Mlem 😂😂😂

Titus is the most annoyed because the task of personally inspecting that the tiny forehead nacho conforms to regulation size and shape falls to him. Inside his voluminous robes he’s got another little tin that contains the sacred nacho mould/template and he has to carefully scrutinise and measure each one before it’s allowed anywhere near Heda’s brows.

When this becomes a practically daily occurrence, it’s no wonder he looks so pressed. It heavily cuts into the time he would otherwise have spent polishing his baldy dome and practicing all the different ways he can mutter “Heda, no.”

Do you think she keeps it in place with guacamole? Avocado is better for the skin than nacho cheese, and it smells nicer. The avocados on earth are now the size of watermelons due to radiation, so sacred nacho guacamole is a staple part of the grounder hierarchy diet. It’s also known as Holy Guacamole.

Crackamole, more like.  

Holy Crackamole – Nachokru is at it again.