“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
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EDIT!!!: THE WRITER’S NEW URL IS ohdionne!!! Please credit her instead of facingthewaves! (See please that facingthewaves is empty now, no posts and no customization!)
A STABLE GENIUS PRESIDENT (With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan)
“I am the very model of a stable genius president On Pennsylvania Ave you’ll find I’m not a frequent resident The Legislative Branch is something I can always circumvent Colluding with the Russians was most certainly a non-event…
“I’m honored to reveal that I possess the greatest temperament I didn’t drain the swamp I just replaced it with a circus tent And as for gorgeous women I can grab them all with no consent And still give lots of tax breaks to my cronies in the one percent…
“I’m very good with signing things no one will ever implement I have the best and biggest words but no clue what they represent I’m going to build the biggest wall and make Mexico pay the rent I am the very model of a stable genius president.”
Although their relationship has had it’s sketchy moments, Clarke can’t picture having anyone else in her life now. Lexa always goes to great lengths to illustrate her love for Clarke.
Toy manufacturer Lego Group has
announced it will be creating a set of Legos based around the women of
NASA, Community Specialist Hasan Jensen wrote in a blog post for the company on Tuesday.
The idea for the project was originally pitched by Maia Weinstock, who submitted it to Lego through the company’s Lego Ideas program.
The set will include five women who contributed to NASA’s
mission, including computer scientist Margaret Hamilton, mathematician
Katherine Johnson, astronaut Sally Ride, astronomer Nancy Grace Roman
and astronaut Mae Jemison, the first African-American woman to enter
space in 1992. Read more (2/28/17 5:53 PM)
The Doctor Is Out 