femininenachos:

sabrinushka:

femininenachos:

sangabrielle:

Ok @femininenachos do you see what i see here? 💁🏻‍♀️ i need this so please make it happen! CLEXA

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I see it.

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Hope you won’t mind but I see it too XD

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Maid Lexa: You’ve foregone your undergarments today, Your Highness. Shall I…?

Princess Clarke: Fuck yeah.  

Miss Lexipenny & the Lextuplets sound like a 60s girl group! Clarke often has dreams where they’re all dancing up on platforms around her in mini-skirts and go-go boots, derrieres shaking up a storm as they do the Twist and the Mashed Potato. Alas, I’ll have to stay a ficlet dropping mystery, not because I’m cool and mysterious, but because I am lazy – logging on is such a chore, lmao. Life’s already too weird and chaotic as it is here in the AU(Australia, an alternate universe) – boobverse anon

weasal:

‘Straya sure is an alternate fckn universe, but one of my faves of all the AU’s so extra bonus points to you for being from there. I think Clarke’s head would explode if she was presented with all the Lextuplets at once in the form of a 60′s girl group. Her knickers AND bra would be off in an instant and thrown on stage, leaving her somewhat, unsupported. That in turn would cause all of the Lextuplets to explode like overheating fembots and it would all just be very messy for everyone else at the concert. 

Well, @gramjams, @femininenachos, @merchanon and I will patiently wait with baited breath for any further content you decide to send us from the upsidedownunderboob. BOOBVERSE 4 LYFE. 

Upsidedownunderboob.  The world is a brighter place for nachokru’s shenanigans. 

Saw an old poster for the old Avengers series and I think this needs Agent 8008 in a catsuit (showing plenty of GEC) with Lexa in cravat, bowler hat and constant frown, driving her about in a custom Austin Healey, warning her to Sit Down and Stop Doing That every five seconds. 

femininenachos:

Los Angeles, 2069. Sexy LAPD Officer K (Kassie Skai) is in hot pursuit of several escaped ‘replicunts’ – artificially created humanoids designed for one purpose and one purpose alone: pleasure. Can K resist their powerful allure long enough to apprehend these seductive fembots or will she end up spreading ‘em, in cuffs, and being taken downtown herself? In this erotic, futuristic thriller Kassie Skai is the fingers in the long arm of the law.

(Full credit/blame to @volatilevision for the title.)

Very grateful today for all the laughs and soiled knickers, provided by @femininenachos, @gramjams and @weasal – aka WeGramChos – with The Hunner Podcast.  

I’m not eating or looking at chocolate anytime soon.  

If you’ve not experienced this kind of insanity, please have a listen.  Clexa Crack, dubious but hilarious attempts at smut and a lovely interview with @foomatic.  

Thank you ladies, it’s always a pleasure (not the KitKat kind, but still).

weasal:

femininenachos:

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The Hunner – Episode 4

The long (not very) hot summer is over, as is Don’t Wanna Be Your Girl (sort of), and we are BACK with Episode 4 of our ‘seems to be getting more immature by the minute’ podcast. If you’ve been feeling the effects of Clexa-crack withdrawal in the hiatus, never fear, WeGramChos are here. And we have all your Commander Hearteyes and Wanheda needs covered. Tune in to hear all about how our own mini RelicCon/DWBYG Wrap Party went, and what our exciting plans are for the real deal in Vegas next year. Listen to us reading out filthy and funny fic excerpts, discuss your burning questions about sex and feelings (by way of Kassie Skai), and play along as we embark on a mostly revolting The 100 themed round of ‘Would You Rather’. And for the first time ever, a live Smut Slam with an Agent 8008 twist. We did record the Drag & Slag with predictions for next season, but have had to leave it out as we just had too much quality content! Look out for it next time. Speaking of that quality content….thank the sapphic sisterhood that we have yet again managed to convince a veritable STAR of the Clexa fandom to chat with us and let us broadcast that to our listeners! We are very excited to share a very special bonus episode with you featuring none other than……

The Hunner Special: In Conversation with Foomatic aka VidHeda.

We are completely delighted and honoured to share this incredibly interesting delve into the mind of a video master, @foomatic​. If she hasn’t made you cry before then you might be doing Clexa wrong. The title of VidHeda has been more than earned as we’ve been taken on a journey of passion, tragedy and SO MANY FEELS. Each of her videos feels like a labour of love, and we were fascinated to hear all about the process that goes in to making them. We also chatted about Foo’s experience with ClexaCon and her involvement for 2018. This one’s an absolute must for fandom nerds.

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Catch up on our previous episodes.

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DISCLAIMER: WeGramChos do not take ourselves seriously, especially when giving out ‘advice’ or playing games with sex-related content. So we don’t want you to take us seriously either. It is never our intention to offend, kink-shame, body-shame or make you feel like we are excluding you. Here on The Hunner and in Relickru we love EVERYONE and hope you always know that our very crude Glaswegian banter is just that. Banter. We are self-proclaimed fannies and our only goal is to make you laugh. Hopefully we can keep on doing that.

We promised you more filthy fun, we promised you another special guest, WE HAVE DELIVERED. Apologies to @foomatic for ensnaring you into being attached to such an outrageously stupid episode. 

Two for the price of one Relickru! 

Your favourite three-headed homomythological creature is back.