Tag: clexa crack

how was lexa discovered on model!au?

femininenachos:

She was talent spotted by a modelling agency scout while on a shopping trip with school friends in Geneva. Less than a month later she was living with three other girls—Anya, one of them—in a shitty little apartment in, idk, the 11th arrondissement of Paris.

Picture: seventeen year old pretentious bean Lexa sitting alone at a table on the sidewalk outside a cafe in Quartier Latin, with a little carafe of wine (because it’s legal to drink wine and beer at 16 in France), and a paperback copy of Sartre’s Huis-clos that she picked up from some quaint bookstore nearby. Thinking she’s sooo cultured and chic AF.

(I love her.)

Does she spend free time at Shakespeare and Co?  Maybe she stayed there a month writing her shitty poetry, much to the dismay of the owners.  

Met a lot of a pretty Parisian girls though – maybe someone equally pretentious and vain named Costia?  

Hispanic Clexa

Lexa: *gets shot*
Clarke: ¡ay Dios mio! ¡Que dramatica! Tetas, go get me el Vicks™
Titus(Tetas): Toma Clarka, perdona sabe.
Clarke: Callate viejo calvo *smears vicks on Lexa’s wound* Ya Lexa, get up pendeja, dont you think just cause you didnt leave after we had sex that you can die now and run away from ur responsibility. Thats right puta im pregnant y es tuyo, maricona.

femininenachos:

Kassie Skai is haunted by a dark secret: every night she’s visited by a hot ghost (Raven Reyes). Frightened yet impossibly turned on by these erotic visitations, Kassie’s too afraid to tell anyone about her horny anguish except sex therapist/parapsychologist Dr. Octavia Blake. As Dr Blake tries to uncover the truth about Kassie’s sexy supernatural shenanigans, the consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awkens them both to something unexplainable.

(Full credit to @lrnangel​ for the title and strapline.)

gramjams:

femininenachos:

No one asked for it but here’s MOAR Model!Lexa from my Model AU.

A Haiku about Model!Lexa

Flawless perfection
As you stride down the catwalk
Panties drop, hearts race

I’ve a feeling that, when @femininenachos gets to writing this fic, it’s going to be not only the most heavily-anticipated crack fic, it will put all other crack fics to shame.  

And all the wild head canon shenanigans that will ensue will make even Kassie Skai blush.

What would we do without the wonderful madness of WeGramChos?  

#kassie skai #would be all about #outlander!lexa #clexa crack

femininenachos:

Now you’ve opened a can of worms, anon.

The inevitable crack crossover: don’t wanna be your highland fling.

Because imagine DWBYG!Clarke aggressively hitting on Outlander!Lexa, hiking up that kilt, eager to get her hands on those pale Scottish thighs… Or Outlander!Lexa choking on one of her beloved bread rolls at dinner while DWBYG!Clarke leans over the table, purposefully making sure Lexa gets a good eyeful of her GEC. Or in this ‘verse maybe her cleavage is known as The Great Glen?

(I’m so sorry @orangeyouglad8)

Would Outlander!Lexa teach Clarke about Brose and Butter?  ;-p 

gramjams:

@femininenachos This is giving me heavy ‘Kassie Skai makes a post-apocalyptic themed porno where she gets sent to Earth to procreate and save the human race, but ends up falling in lust with a sexy female warrior named Lextra, thus fucking over the rest of mankind….whilst getting fucked herself’ feels

I would watch the hell out of ‘The Cumdred’

Why aren’t there loads of side-fics of Kassie Skai’s porny adventures?

They sound fabulous.  

‘The Cumdred’  *snerk*

gramjams:

femininenachos:

chaoticwolph:

We don’t have to talk at all. In fact, let’s leave all the talking to wegramchos. More great content brought to you by @femininenachos @gramjams @weasal

Part 1 / Part 2

Bonus:

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Oh my god, yesssss. I’ve been eagerly awaiting the debut of @weasal’s Irish accent. @gramjams killing it also.

Thank you so much @chaoticwolph! These dodgy dubs continue to delight me endlessly.

Hahahahahaha uber mega lolz! Another beautiful scene ruined/enhanced. Loving the addition of Titus being ‘a fucking liar’ @chaoticwolph….I was wondering how you were gonna slip that in (as Clarke once said to Lexa)

FUN FACT – Me saying the line ‘We don’t ave to talk at all’ in a bad Yorkshire accent was how the idea for ‘Accents Against Humanity’ was formed, with @weasal saying lines back to me in various weird and whacky voices that had us rolling around laughing. Then @femininenachos turned up on podcast day and blew us away with her aggressive Scouse Clarke!

‘Accents against humanity.’

Sheer genius.  

femininenachos:

Beyond our wildest imaginings The Hunner Podcast has now been downloaded over 2500 times within the past three months!

So I just want to say a massive thank you to everyone who has listened to and enjoyed our unique brand of crazy Clexa nonsense. I can speak for all of WeGramChos when I say we truly appreciate all the lovely comments we’ve had so far. (Miraculously, we didn’t receive any hate for Accents Against Humanity…)

If you haven’t checked it out yet, all episodes are available at https://thehunner.podbean.com

Do listen, you will enjoy so much and have such a good laugh – it will be good for you.

Clexa Crack and The Hunner podcast are heart-healthy.  Did you know?