Very grateful today for all the laughs and soiled knickers, provided by @femininenachos, @gramjams and @weasal – aka WeGramChos – with The Hunner Podcast.  

I’m not eating or looking at chocolate anytime soon.  

If you’ve not experienced this kind of insanity, please have a listen.  Clexa Crack, dubious but hilarious attempts at smut and a lovely interview with @foomatic.  

Thank you ladies, it’s always a pleasure (not the KitKat kind, but still).

if you had to keep the season 3 ending, how could we still bring Lexa back?

Right. Apologies for the delay, I’ve had a think. 

So what you want is an alternate season 4?  Right.  You asked for it.  It is Long.  

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Instead of returning to Arkadia with Bellamy (in this universe, Bellamy gives himself up to Indra after the fall of the City of Light to await punishment for his participation in the massacre  – Jaha is arrested as well), Clarke takes off with Murphy and Emori, meeting up with Raven and Monty – they will all travel back to Becca’s home/lab (Emori being the guide).   Raven isn’t convinced of Alie’s tale of melting reactors and a radiation deathwave (sounds hokum to her) – she sees no spike in background radiation from Arkadia.  

In Polis, Indra works with Kane and the other ambassadors to calm the people and get back some sense of normalcy. Bellamy is sent to work farmland for some northern villages – Indra deciding to follow ‘blood must not have blood.’ Octavia sees him off, telling him she might forgive him one day – but it will be years. For his punishment, Jaha is assigned to clean up Polis and help with the wounded.  In too much shock at all he’s done, Jaha doesn’t resist. 

 It has been agreed amongst the ambassadors that no new Commander will be chosen for now, but all the ambassadors will work together to maintain order.  Kane affirms Skaikru’s desire to remain part of the coalition and is accepted as their new ambassador.  Abby remains in Polis as well, helping with all the wounded.  Indra reminds the people not to forget the wisdom of Heda Lexa, and to respect her wish for peace.  Many saw Lexa in the City of Light and is it generally believed that she acted as a sort of guardian angel, returning from death to protect her people from Alie.  

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Clarke has kept the Flame.  

When her small team arrives at Becca’s lab, there is a surprise: a Flamekeeper named Gaia is present with several women warriors – whom Clarke immediately recognises as Lexa’s handmaidens/personal guard – and Luna (there is no insane security perimeter covered by hundreds of armed drones).  

Clarke is surprised that any Grounders know of the place, much less seem familiar with it.  Emori explains how she used to distract Alie while The Commander and her people used the lab – though she never knew what for.  

Clarke has Questions right off the bat – why are they there, are they aware of what has happened in Polis, and, angrily – why did Lexa’s personal guard abandon her on the night she was murdered?  

One of the handmaidens, an older woman named Kell is offended, telling Clarke that they never abandoned Lexa.   

In Polis, Indra privately grieves the losses of the last several weeks – she asks Octavia if she hates her for sending Bellamy away, but Octavia is surprised Indra didn’t just kill him for what he did, he deserved it.  Indra tells Octavia how, after the massacre, Lexa turned her back on ‘blood must have blood,’ how Lexa had plans to further involve Skaikru in the education of their people, wanting to build a school, and how besotted she was with Clarke, she just wanted peace for all of them.  Still bitter about Mt. Weather, Octavia tells Indra that if Lexa was so interested in being friends, she shouldn’t have abandoned them.  Indra shocks her with a revelation about Lexa’s choice (or lack of it) at Mt. Weather.

Bellamy, with his guard, meets Echo again – he is not pleased to see her, but she points out he cannot judge anyone.  She asks him about the massacre, were they so afraid of Azgeda? Bellamy says they didn’t distinguish between Grounders and Lexa’s betrayal had stung them all.  Echo tells him he’s a fool. Lexa was betrayed, not Skaikru.  She tells him Skaikru set themselves apart too much, hiding behind walls.  If they’d made some effort to integrate a little, many misunderstandings and tragic events might have been avoided.  

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In Arkadia, Jasper keeps busy writing.  Harper questions him – he’s clearly changed. Calmer, no anger or resentment.  He tells Harper he’s writing of everything that has happened to them since they came to Earth, how they came to be there, all the people they lost. He wants to write a history of sorts so that others will know.  Harper asks him about his experience in the CoL.  He tells her it was perfect but all wrong.  Nothing should be perfect.  

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At Becca’s lab, Kell explains to Clarke how they were misdirected by Titus on the day Lexa was shot.  Afterward, he brought her body to them for them to prepare for cremation.  Angry at him for not contacting them immediately (and knowing far more about Lexa’s anatomy than Titus), they disobeyed Titus’ orders and took Lexa’s body to the lab, putting an unknown cadaver in her place for the funeral. 

Clarke is stunned to learn Lexa is alive, but comatose, and Luna was called upon to be a blood donor.  Luna points out that Lexa did save her life more than once. She owed it to her.  

The handmaidens and Gaia are guilt and grief stricken that they did not take the Nightbloods with them – but Titus had them under a full guard (one that, ultimately betrayed those poor kids).  

Kell is concerned that Lexa might have brain damage since she was under for over ten minutes and the Flame was removed. She hopes the Flame’s return might restore her.  

Whilst Raven and Monty use the lab to explore Alie’s doomsday story (as well as all of Becca’s work), Clarke goes with the handmaidens to give Lexa the Flame. 

Luna isn’t impressed with anyone, is hateful of the whole Flame/Commander/Becca/Alie business, gives Raven, Monty, Murphy and Emori a little-known history lesson about how the Grounders and their system of government came to be.  

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Passing near the remains of Mt. Weather, Echo tells Bellamy how Queen Nia had been working with Mt. Weather, promising them she’d deliver ‘donors’ in exchange for guns.  Bellamy asks her if they have them.  Echo confirms that Roan forbade them, had them locked away.  

In Polis, Octavia is assigned to help Abby and slips to her how Lexa had been told by Emerson that Skaikru and Ice Nation and Mt. Weather were working together to betray Lexa and her army – told right in front of her warriors (including Indra).  Lexa didn’t believe it, but her generals did and she knew that if she didn’t get her army off the mountain, quickly, her people would probably slaughter Skaikru.  Demanding the return of her people, Lexa left.  Octavia acknowledges they might have misread Lexa.  She’s still angry, still hurt over Lincoln, but doesn’t know who to blame anymore.  

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At Becca’s lab, Gaia administers the Flame to sleeping Lexa.  The handmaidens and some of the Flamekeepers and the Commanders had always known of the place, though it was largely avoided to isolate Alie.  They needed to keep an eye on her and to make sure her code never infiltrated the lab network.  

Lexa wakes, confused, wondering where is Clarke and Titus and Aden.  Is Alie gone?   Clarke enters and the others leave them alone – Clarke overwhelmed and Lexa apologetic, telling her that she would have told Clarke everything – she just didn’t get the time.  She hopes Clarke will give her that time now, and Clarke affirms she can have all the time she wants, forever if that will do.  Lexa is despondent over losing her Nightbloods.  

In the lab, Raven and Monty learn of Alie’s deception, but find something else they didn’t expect – they are not part of the only human colony.  There are other survivors  – groups located in Norway, Africa, South America and New Zealand.  Raven, curious how so many people could have survived a vast nuclear apocalypse, learns of strange environmental factors that led to these pockets of habitable space.  She decides they need to try and contact these survivors somehow.  

No longer needed, Luna intends to return to her people, but not before seeing Lexa again.  Their reunion is bittersweet and proves they were once close and Lexa did all she could to protect Luna and her people on the rig from exposure.  Luna wishes they’d kicked Titus off the tower when they were kids.  

Gaia and the handmaidens confer about the best way to return Lexa to Polis and restore her as Commander.  Lexa is nervous about this, wondering, since now all the Nightbloods are dead, if it isn’t time to try a new form of government.  She plans on returning as soon as possible to help oversee the changes and work with Skaikru to better integrate the clans into a stronger social structure that benefits all.  Clarke isn’t happy about this, telling Lexa she has a chance now to be her own person, to not be a servant to her people.  Lexa takes Clarke to Becca’s mansion.

In the mansion Clarke marvels at the comfortable home and how it has been maintained.  We learn Alie employed robots and drones to keep it clean and tidy. They wonder together about having a home of their own, what it might be like.  Lexa’s sense of obligation is going to win out, but Clarke tries to convince her they could have their time, now and let the world go on without them.  Lexa reminds her of all the sacrifices made, how she must honour them and help her people rebuild.  How she wants Skaikru to be teachers.  Clarke could teach art, if she wanted.  She promises Clarke they will have their own home and tells Clarke she loves her and reaffirms her oath of faithfulness.  

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Bellamy, Echo and his guard reach the northern villages to find they’ve been destroyed.  They find some bodies – with bullets in them.  It is a harsh reminder of the last massacre.  Bellamy demands who is in charge in Azgeda now that Ontari and Roan are dead?  Were any of them ‘chipped?’  

Tracking the attackers, Bellamy and the others are horrified to see a well-armed army of Azgeda warriors.  They are captured and the leader, a dark-skinned woman with a mad look about her and tattoos that suggest she was once with a clan other than Azgeda – is angry at her people being used by the woman in red, blaming Skaikru for bringing her to their people and causing havoc.  She claims to be Nia’s rightful heir – after Nia had kidnapped her and tortured her – she is owed Azgeda – and the Coalition.  

The woman tells Bellamy and Echo that she died for the Coalition and, therefore, she will take it for her own.  Bellamy is confused by what she means – Echo explains to him how Nia had traded her from Mt. Weather with a dozen of her own warriors, twisted her mind, meant to use her as a weapon against Heda Lexa.   

The woman rouses her warriors, telling them to prepare for invasion.  They chant her name: COSTIA.

Terrified, Bellamy and Echo plan on their escape to warn the others. 

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In Arkadia, Kane and Abby have returned and are discussing the likelihood that they will have to tear down their wall and further integrate with the Grounders in order to survive.  Abby isn’t sure they’ll ever be able to, but Kane assures her there is a way and they will find it.  Raven radios from the lab and confirms Alie’s lie, but that there are other pockets of humanity around the globe.  She thinks they should make it a priority to contact them or find a way to travel.  Abby openly considers the possibility – there might be better options than staying with the clans.  The other survivors might be more like them.  Kane points out that hasn’t always been a good thing.  

Abby wants to talk to Clarke, but is told she is busy and that they will be returning to Arkadia soon.  

Nyko arrives with some more sick Grounders – though they were never chipped.  Abby is able to take a better look at what is causing their illness – it wasn’t radiation poisoning, but something akin to Mt. Weather’s acid fog.  Some of the survivors confirm a ‘cloud’ of sorts – from the north.   Kane orders Miller and a few others to investigate.  

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In Polis, they have also been updated on the new acid fog survivors and that Alie’s story was a lie.  Indra is told that Kane has sent some people to investigate where this new ‘acid cloud’ came from.  Having a bad feeling, Indra orders Octavia to take a group and investigate as well.

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Learning of the new acid cloud business, Raven and Monty programme some drones to have a look. Emori speculates Azgeda might be up to something.  Gaia, Kell and the other handmaidens agree, with Kell particularly concerned about possible new leadership in Azgeda.  

At the mansion, Clarke and Lexa have hardly got out of bed, unaware of what is brewing beyond the walls.  Murphy interrupts them to let them know they need to start heading back.  

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And I’ll just leave it here for now.  🙂 

weasal:

femininenachos:

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The Hunner – Episode 4

The long (not very) hot summer is over, as is Don’t Wanna Be Your Girl (sort of), and we are BACK with Episode 4 of our ‘seems to be getting more immature by the minute’ podcast. If you’ve been feeling the effects of Clexa-crack withdrawal in the hiatus, never fear, WeGramChos are here. And we have all your Commander Hearteyes and Wanheda needs covered. Tune in to hear all about how our own mini RelicCon/DWBYG Wrap Party went, and what our exciting plans are for the real deal in Vegas next year. Listen to us reading out filthy and funny fic excerpts, discuss your burning questions about sex and feelings (by way of Kassie Skai), and play along as we embark on a mostly revolting The 100 themed round of ‘Would You Rather’. And for the first time ever, a live Smut Slam with an Agent 8008 twist. We did record the Drag & Slag with predictions for next season, but have had to leave it out as we just had too much quality content! Look out for it next time. Speaking of that quality content….thank the sapphic sisterhood that we have yet again managed to convince a veritable STAR of the Clexa fandom to chat with us and let us broadcast that to our listeners! We are very excited to share a very special bonus episode with you featuring none other than……

The Hunner Special: In Conversation with Foomatic aka VidHeda.

We are completely delighted and honoured to share this incredibly interesting delve into the mind of a video master, @foomatic​. If she hasn’t made you cry before then you might be doing Clexa wrong. The title of VidHeda has been more than earned as we’ve been taken on a journey of passion, tragedy and SO MANY FEELS. Each of her videos feels like a labour of love, and we were fascinated to hear all about the process that goes in to making them. We also chatted about Foo’s experience with ClexaCon and her involvement for 2018. This one’s an absolute must for fandom nerds.

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Catch up on our previous episodes.

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DISCLAIMER: WeGramChos do not take ourselves seriously, especially when giving out ‘advice’ or playing games with sex-related content. So we don’t want you to take us seriously either. It is never our intention to offend, kink-shame, body-shame or make you feel like we are excluding you. Here on The Hunner and in Relickru we love EVERYONE and hope you always know that our very crude Glaswegian banter is just that. Banter. We are self-proclaimed fannies and our only goal is to make you laugh. Hopefully we can keep on doing that.

We promised you more filthy fun, we promised you another special guest, WE HAVE DELIVERED. Apologies to @foomatic for ensnaring you into being attached to such an outrageously stupid episode. 

Two for the price of one Relickru! 

Your favourite three-headed homomythological creature is back. 

As someone who has never seen the 100, can you explain what went wrong with Clexa? You’ve mentioned it before and apparently it has something to do with intersexism and transmisogyny, but I’m kinda unsure the specifics.

thedeadflag:

Oh, the canon issues with clexa differ from the fandom issues with clexa.

Canon issues:

On the show, the showrunner (Jason Rothenburg) and staff aggressively baited the fandom, fueling the fire under the clexa fandom specifically to draw views, acclaim, etc. The fandom grew worried after season 2, because Alycia Debnam Carey (Lexa) was only renewed for a guest role, while she had recently signed on as a lead for an AMC show, Fear the Walking Dead. Generally, networks don’t let their stars play on other networks’ shows, and Alycia only getting contracted on part-time had people thinking she’d get killed off. Rothenburg and staff rushed onto social media to tell us we were idiots to think that, that they had too much respect for the character and the fandom to treat them that way. 

They repeatedly, repeatedly said that Clarke and Lexa would both be alive at the end of the season. When worries renewed after Alycia Debnam Carey was absent for nearly half a season’s worth of shooting, Rothenburg made a huge, huge deal about bringing her back in to film in the finale, inviting the fans to come see the scenes get shot in Vancouver, where fans could see Lexa and Clarke embrace and kiss.

The fandom was going wild with joy, and took the CW and Rothenburg and the 100 staff at their word. After all, they had been so reassuring, and so aggressive in their support. As Season 3 progressed, The 100′s social media focused heavily on Clexa, playing up on the recovering, budding romance. They leaked a sex scene that was set to air in episode 7 early, just to get the fans riled up.

And directly after that sex scene in episode 7, they killed Lexa off. Accidentally shot by a bullet not meant for her, a wound in a spot far less lethal than others had suffered in the show, with Clarke (a trained medic/surgeon) present. Lexa died in that episode, and the version of her that showed up in the finale was simply a stored virtual reality version of her.

The clexa fandom blew up in grief, and the show’s social media, cheered the ‘twist’, and claimed that the fandom was taking things too seriously when the LGBT+ fans rightfully lashed out over being baited on a show meant for a teen audience, one far more vulnerable than adults. 

Just the way the show treated the fans, the characters…it was hideous and cruel and some of the worst, ham-handed, shoehorned writing I’ve seen on television in my nearly 31 years. 


Fandom issues:

In the lead-up to season 3, and the anticipation of a romance involving Clarke and Lexa, a few big names in the fandom (none of whom were trans women, or intersex women) started a “Lexa’s Dick” meme. Prior to this, the fandom’s fan works were were solid. There was a surprisingly low amount of transmisogynistic, trans-fetishistic, intersexist content compared to other wlw fandoms. It’s part of what helped me feel safe to join it when I had, early on in season 2. 

Anyways, trans women like myself spoke out against the meme and how it was used to aggressively, joyfully fetishize trans women’s bodies. We were thoroughly, swiftly laughed off. if anything, the pushback against it only seemed to make people celebrate it more. Especially when season 3 started airing and the sexual tension started up on screen. The more that ‘Lexa’s Dick’ stuff spread on social media, the more fanworks of g!p and a/b/o tropes were made. And when lexa was killed off, one of the rallying cries as a means to cope was “Lexa’s Dick”, pushing people to revel in that even while the show was falling apart and had hurt everyone. 

There were people crying out against the Dead lesbians trope, the Bury Your Gays trope. There was a huge push to get people aware of how wlw were represented in media, how often they would get killed off directly after validating their relationship, how toxic wlw representation has historically been, etc. etc.

Rightfully so. Media representation is an important fight. nearly all fo the clexa fandom recognized that intimately, having been hurt by it.

But so, so many of those same people refused to acknowledge that they were causing the same abuse against trans and intersex women, by reproducing and reinforcing and celebrating our violently misrepresentative, fetishistic, toxic representation, and refusing to hear us when we spoke out on that. They’d cry over how the media wasn’t listening, the showrunners weren’t listening, how hetero fandoms were vilifying them and just didn’t understand. yet, they’d laugh us off when we’d bring up transmisogyny and trans fetishization, all while propping up monikers and orgs like “LGBT Fans Deserve Better” when they were aggressively dropping the T.

And that momentum behind trans fetishistic, intersexist works has only continued, and now The 100, as a fandom, is not so arguably the most saturated fiction-based wlw fandom when it comes to g!p and a/b/o fanworks. Some of those big names have since recanted their support for the trope, but generally haven’t done anything to work at undoing the damage they helped cause, haven’t done anything to make fandom safer for us.

Even today, some of the biggest names reproducing those works have patreons and paypals and whatever earning them good money each month by exploiting, misrepresenting, and fetishizing trans women, and directing harm against us. Some of them are published authors. Most of them are very well loved in the fandom and nearly no one actually speaks out against them for fear of causing drama, such is the hold that transmisogyny has on it. Apparently, it’s okay for trans women to suffer so long as other marginalized people might benefit. When they claim to be willing to do anything to help except stop harming trans women directly, it’s pretty telling who they deem disposable and not part of the wlw community, regardless of their offhand comments of ‘support’.

I’ve written extensively on this. I’ve a long post here covering most issues, I’ve a shorter one detailing the impact of these works on trans women here, and I’ve got data from g!p fanworks in the clexa fandom here, just to toss out a few things, if you’re ever curious.

I see so much defensiveness on this topic due to the idea that we have freedom of expression (well, depending upon where you live), that fetish-shaming is wrong and so long as the stories are tagged properly, you just have to live with ‘problematic’ content and not read it, if it is not for you.  No one is here to parent you and there are no safe places, so don’t even ask for them anymore, kthnksbai. All useful discussion stops here. 

Nothing in the OP’s articles (and, if you consider yourself a trans ally, I hope you read with an open heart and mind) call for censorship.  Her articles DO point out the inherent transmisogyny, intersexism, and heteronormative bias of these stories (basically presenting Lexa as a heterosexual male in all but name) and how they can relate to perpetuating damaging and hurtful images of trans women in media and, thus, perpetuate violence toward them in real life.  

Do we only care about what gets us off and not how it harms other people who are presented as the source of that fetish?  Do such stories fetishise abuse? Isn’t this what heterocentric porn has been criticised for for decades? 

I’m not blind for the need of many writers to exorcise a demon or two in their writing.  Some people write ‘dark fic’ that helps them cope with their own lived trauma.  Some people write g!p stories where the g!p character is presented in a positive light, is popular, successful, etc. with the hope that it will help ‘normalise’ being trans or intersex, to give a trans woman a happy ending she probably won’t see in real life (regardless of how problematic the depiction of her body or sexuality might be).  

People are going to have their fantasies and write what they will – but I hope we care as much about being educated and honouring the lived experience of other people (and thus truly honour our queer family in its entirety) and not reduce anyone to a truly damaging stereotype, to not bully trans women when they speak out with clarity and conviction over what is happening to them. 

The Clexa fandom rose up in rage when they realised they had been manipulated over the use of a damaging stereotype. We refused to back down and sought to educate others and change minds.  

Are we not willing to look ourselves in the eye when we do the same to one another?  I think this writer has some excellent points to make, I hope others read and absorb all the information and pass it on – build a respectful discussion. We – and our art – can only benefit.  

gramjams:

stormbornclexa:

“I swear fealty to you, Clarke kom Skaikru”

“I swear fealty to you, Clexa. I promise to never get over you, to watch all your scenes on YouTube periodically, and regularly create new cracky content, treating the needs of the fandom as my own.”

May Clexas endure as Xenites have – through feast and famine (especially famine) and, one day, may both rejoice in a revival/reboot that gets it right.

May the Crack never cease.