Someone needs to tell Matt Damon that no one is going to look back on their life and reflect how they should have just listened to Matt Damon.
You are small, Matt Damon, and we are weary of you and those like you.
Just wait, he’ll apologise by saying he’s proud to have helped generate a conversation we all need to have on the topic.
Just ask Effie Brown.
It’s usually forgotten that, for a time, Dawn had two mums.
Until one of them was killed and the other went mad with vengeance.
This might have been the first time a wider audience became aware of the Dead Lesbian Cliche.
Wee Lexa, after the Conclave.
Something that I will be forever salty about.
Tfw you and bae wind up in the Matrix but you gotta save the world from the red pill dudebro nerd culture so one of you has to die. Again.
The Nightbloods Deserved Better
The Doctor Is Out 