femininenachos:

thedoctor-smith:

This might be varying levels of wrong, but someone close to me just whispered about wanting to own a ‘clit bit’ to keep track of her orgasms.

Is this something Kassie Skai would use and/or endorse, @femininenachos

You KNOW she would.

I think there should be a whole library of Kassie Skai adverts.  

Congrats on DWBYG reaching 10,000 Kudos!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌More than well deserved too!

femininenachos:

Holy fuck.

Um, so, not to get all emotional like Sally Field at the Oscars but a massive thank you to everyone who has kudosed this ridiculous crack fic that totally got out of hand. Thanks to those who’ve also supported it via comments and bookmarks on AO3, and recommendations via tumblr, twitter or word of mouth. I am chuffed to bits that it’s reached this milestone (never in a million years did I expect this to happen).

I’d also like to thank my family for being completely in the dark about my erotic fanfic notoriety on the internet and hope that their ignorance remains intact.

And one of the most recommended fics, I think.

Whenever someone posts a ‘fic rec’ list – DWBYG is always on it.  🙂  

femininenachos:

Kassie Skai is haunted by a dark secret: every night she’s visited by a hot ghost (Raven Reyes). Frightened yet impossibly turned on by these erotic visitations, Kassie’s too afraid to tell anyone about her horny anguish except sex therapist/parapsychologist Dr. Octavia Blake. As Dr Blake tries to uncover the truth about Kassie’s sexy supernatural shenanigans, the consequences for client and therapist are a jolt that awkens them both to something unexplainable.

(Full credit to @lrnangel​ for the title and strapline.)

#kassie skai #would be all about #outlander!lexa #clexa crack

femininenachos:

Now you’ve opened a can of worms, anon.

The inevitable crack crossover: don’t wanna be your highland fling.

Because imagine DWBYG!Clarke aggressively hitting on Outlander!Lexa, hiking up that kilt, eager to get her hands on those pale Scottish thighs… Or Outlander!Lexa choking on one of her beloved bread rolls at dinner while DWBYG!Clarke leans over the table, purposefully making sure Lexa gets a good eyeful of her GEC. Or in this ‘verse maybe her cleavage is known as The Great Glen?

(I’m so sorry @orangeyouglad8)

Would Outlander!Lexa teach Clarke about Brose and Butter?  ;-p 

gramjams:

@femininenachos This is giving me heavy ‘Kassie Skai makes a post-apocalyptic themed porno where she gets sent to Earth to procreate and save the human race, but ends up falling in lust with a sexy female warrior named Lextra, thus fucking over the rest of mankind….whilst getting fucked herself’ feels

I would watch the hell out of ‘The Cumdred’

Why aren’t there loads of side-fics of Kassie Skai’s porny adventures?

They sound fabulous.  

‘The Cumdred’  *snerk*

don’t wanna be your girl – faithtastic – The 100 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

femininenachos:

BOOM!

Chapter 10: aka the gross feelings bonanza that got totally out of hand and ended up being 15,000 words long.

IT IS HERE.

Tumblr ate my last post, but congratulations on this amazing fic – and all that has followed. Thank you for all the laughs, pain, suffering and epic debauchery.  

If you haven’t read this story – your excuses are wearing thin. Heave-to and hie thee hence. Now. 

don’t wanna be your girl – faithtastic – The 100 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]