I am a firm believer in the immense healing properties of music. It’s always there for you, telling you what you really need to hear in that moment. Today’s selection are my ultimate ‘Power Up’ songs. They’ve helped get me through the toughest of times, and reminded me to always TYCI (Tuck Your Cunt In) and get the fuck on with life. I’m not going to go into great detail about each song and what they mean to me….I’ll just let them do the talking
Ben Howard – The Fear (’I will become what I deserve’….ooft)
Tina Dico – Count To Ten (’Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to go slow’…nailed it)
Major Lazer – Get Free (I cried when she sang this at the Women’s March in Washington)
Red Carpet – Alright (One of the most uplifting dance tunes of all time)
First Aid Kit – My Silver Lining OK I can’t not talk about this one. Every single lyric in this song seemed like it had been written especially for me, at a time in my life when I needed it the most. It became my daily musical mantra, and it still effects me the same way whenever I listen to it.
T.Y.C.I everyone….life is great!
A pretty personal post today, but what can I say? I’m an emotional gay! POWER UP BITCHES
As you may or may not know, I’m a DJ. I’ve been playing other people’s records for a loooong time: 16 years to be precise, and music is my greatest passion (yes I have a passion greater than Clexa….shock horror!)
A couple of months ago I started a music blog called@aurallylikethatsongwhich has been a brilliant musical brain dump for me, and I hope people have been enjoying the stuff I post there. Through this I’ve been asked a few times if I have any DJ mixes up online that people can listen to….well the answer is YES!
I’ve spent this afternoon updating my SOUNDCLOUD page, and it now contains my entire mix back catalogue (well the ones I can find…there are probably another 10 in existence somewhere) Some I’m immensely proud of, some make me cringe a little when I listen back, but each one has been a labour of love and literally taken my blood, sweat and tears to record.
Although their relationship has had it’s sketchy moments, Clarke can’t picture having anyone else in her life now. Lexa always goes to great lengths to illustrate her love for Clarke.
After an early morning discussion with @femininenachos about how Clarke has more chemistry with a drawing than she ever will with Bawbag Blake….I present Clawing (portmanteau courtesy of Nachos)
As mentioned in the podcast – https://thehunner.podbean.com (another shameless plug) – we decided it might be useful to make a diagram to illustrate how all the many, many Clexa AUs and crossovers around here intersect.
* = Nautipuss/Agent Boob is actually a Kassie Skai faux porn movie poster but, damn, do I want to fic it.
Inside the minds of the NachoKru!
This was fantastic, you’re all wonderful. Please do another.
If you love Clexa, love crack, well, ClexaCrack, follow this kru and listen to The Hunner podcast.
Clarke Kyle AKA Grumpy Catwoman is mighty fucked off at Bat-Heda because she’s just run over one of her cat’s paws with the Bat-Heda mobile. Luckily Lexa Wayne owns a top veterinary surgery, so the poor moggy can get the best treatment. There’s going to be zero pussy action for a while though, until Grumpy Catwoman calms down.
BONUS…She’s purrfectly calm and feline fine.
You did it!
Now if only their mild-mannered alter-egos would meet at one of Gotham’s random balls…
@cirque-du-so-lez suggested ‘Lawrence of a Labia’ for the next HotBust movie calendar, but I kinda went off on a Kassie Skai/faux porno tangent instead with ‘Lauren of Alabia’. I’m unsure if the movie tagline is the greatest thing I’ve ever come up with or the worst?!
If anyone has any suggestions for faux porno posters or the HotBust calendar, then just drop me a message or an ask…..I’m a friendly blog I promise. I must warn you though that my PS skillz are pretty limited, so I may not be able to create the masterpiece you dreamed of!
@femininechaos keeping the dream alive whilst you’re swanning around on gaycation!
THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN I’M TYPING IN CAPS.
Some faux porno ideas:
– Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
– Clitopatra
– Slit Wars: A New Hoe (Clarke’s personal favourite)
Whilst @femininechaos is away on her holidays, I feel it’s my duty to keep the NachoKru entertained in her absence. As soon as I saw Evan Rachel Wood in her tux this morning, I asked myself ‘What Would Nachos Do?’……..
Here’s Model!Lexa on the red carpet of the first ever International Dog Haiku Championships (the event was created and funded entirely by Lexa). There was slight apprehension (from Clarke) that the event would be a total flop, but Lexa is such a fashion darling now that celebs were flocking to the event with their beloved pooches and newly crafted dog poems.
Amongst the famous faces were well known dog owners such as – Kate Moss, Gisele, Lady Gaga, Ellen and Portia, Christy Turlington, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Agyness Deyn.
Unsurprisingly, Frank and Lexa won ‘Best in Show’.
Haha perfect! I have a friend called Lauren, who I call ‘Lauren of a labia’ cos she’s a massive lezza like me. I can totally see Lexa and Clarke sitting astride camels wearing Bedouin robes. Amazing blog name btw 👍
The Doctor Is Out 