***INCOMING HOTBUST ACTION*** Prof Lexa wanted at least one month of the movie calendar to be dedicated to strong female protagonists. She decided upon Ripley from Aliens, as she is an OG badass. Lexa remembered that Ripley was quite sweaty in this scene, so of course Clarke stepped up and offered to ‘warm her up’ in the dressing room first.
Clarke has always had a thing for Black Mambas (she has one in the box under the bed) plus she loves Tarantino films, so becoming Beatrix Kiddo was a no-brainer.
@femininechaos I know you’re gonna love me for the Aliens one!
Haha perfect! I have a friend called Lauren, who I call ‘Lauren of a labia’ cos she’s a massive lezza like me. I can totally see Lexa and Clarke sitting astride camels wearing Bedouin robes. Amazing blog name btw 👍
Model!AU: Lexa de Forrest comes out on the cover of Dazed and Confused magazine. (Also featuring Frank the dog, the muse for her terrible poetry.)
I just blew a snot bubble out of my nose @femininechaos….luckily I’m walking to work and no-one saw me
Wait until you get a load of the article/Lexa’s four page photo shoot with Frank…
One day, internet archeologists are going to find these images and think there really was a Lexa de Forrest (or any number of Clexa AUs) and wonder what ever happened to her and that adorable dog.
Incidentally, you just gave me an idea for my next Hotbust calendar manip. Thanks. 😉
@gramjams@hotbust-sexscapades – the students were both shaken and stirred when they got a load of Professor Hotstuff as Bond, Jane Bond for the HotBust Movie Magic Calendar. Talk about a ‘licence to thrill’! As for her lovely wife, well… let’s just say she took the Pussy Galore moniker a bit too literally.
Here’s February’s photo for the HotBust Movie Calendar. After this was taken, Doodle!Anon submitted a sketch to the @hotbust-sexscapades blog, of Clarke drawing Professor Hotstuff “like one of her French girls” in nothing but the Heart of the Ocean….another bout of mass fainting ensued. @femininechaos, patiently waiting for someone to ascend us to the next level of crack and become Doodle!Anon….
Time for the first survey! Personally, I think a nice red handprint on SexAndBust’s ass would do nicely, but I’ll leave it up to you… 😉
What do you think the Prof. should use to punish her naughty wife next chapter?
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There’s a parody blog for HotBust.
I can’t-
Wait a minute.
You’re a writer, a real person (in real life) who writes fiction based on fiction, and has now written side fiction for your fiction based upon fiction and that side fiction has inspired fiction ideas about your fictitious characters (in your fiction based upon fiction) being fictionalised by (fictitious) students in their own fictions and NOW there is an actual blog in real life that isbased upon the fictitious fictions of the (fictitious) students?
The Doctor Is Out 