kassieskai:

Been showing Lexa more of my old movies, as watching her squirm in her seat is so fucking hot!

This one had a pretty high budget, and we shot it over a weekend in the Nevada desert. I got spat on by a camel during a scene where I’m 69ing Raven and it kinda put me off my stride – you could say I got the hump (well actually I did get humped a bunch of times by Octavia and Raven!) I don’t recommend fucking on the desert though you guys, that stuff gets in places you don’t want it to be. The crew nicknamed me Sandy Crack for weeks afterwards.

My buddies at @niylahsniknaks will be selling postcards of my back catalogue at @clexacon, so be sure to pay them a visit and tell them Kassie sent you 😘

I’d like to see Kassie’s back catalogue….

One day, in her dotage, a confused someone is going to interview Eliza Taylor about her past life as a porn star. I doubt I’ll be around to see it and that makes me a little cross.

If I’ve made it to San Junipero, could someone plug in for five minutes and give me the scoop? It’ll be the best story.

Bless these legends. Hope you have a big time in Vegas.

The Hunner Podcast turns 1!!!

weasal:

How can it be! Today incredibly, remarkably, unfathomably marks the one year anniversary of our ridiculously silly podcast! One year since we f(o)isted our dulcet accented smutty ramblings upon your beautiful ear holes.

In the past 12 months we’ve dragged and slagged, cracked and crossed-over (with Priest Lexa), workshopped your sex and feels problems with Kassie Skai, literally murdered an array of British accents, educated you in genitalia colloquialisms via the medium of smut shaming, professionally performed live action replays of DWBYG, commiserated over our Heda, swooned over our OTP and the GEC and then suffered TOAW, brought you hard-hitting and now apparently legendary interviews with fandom faves KL Morgan (who is always mos def @entirelytookeen) and @foomatic aka Vidheda, laughed so much that beer came out our noses and wee nearly came out our badly made ham sandwiches, and generally tried very hard without really having to try at all to be the biggest piles of ClexaTrash that we could be for you.

And you, our faithful, sweet and wacky Relickru have been there every step of the way – almost 4500 times to be exact! Lez be honest, you’re enablers and you should have shut us down long ago. Instead we took your download stats as proof that you simply couldn’t get enough of us and now we’re 8 short weeks away from opening the world’s only post-apocalyptic lesbian market stall, @niylahsniknaks @clexacon, trading solely in merchandise derived from the crack mines that are our BRAINS.

You are all simply spectacular and it’s been a great joy to carve out our own very niche niche in this fandom. Thank you for letting us, and in the inimitable words of the theme tune to our lives and those of our sheroes and role models, Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia and Rose….

♥ Thank you for being our friend ♥

WeGramChos x

@weasal, @gramjams, @femininenachos

https://thehunner.podbean.com/

It’s been a year? Doesn’t seem possible.

Thank you all for the smiles and laughter (and some wild manips), quite possibly the best thing that has come out of the Clexa fandom – apart from Clexa, of course.

Have a bash in Vegas, lots of success to you – looking forward to hearing about all the scrapes you get into.

XXX

Hey there, coming back to ask are there really WWKD Ts? And can I buy one? How can I go about that if I’m not going to CC? I live in the UK.

gramjams:

YES YES YES – there are going to be WWKD tees 100% for realsies! Team @niylahsniknaks are just sorting out a few of the finer details, and we’ll hopefully have some of the merch up on the blog in the next couple of weeks.

We’ll also be open for business to everyone, regardless of if you’re going to ClexaCon or not. You may have to pay a little extra for postage depending on where in the world you’re situated, but we got you covered (like Kassie’s tits in a bra)

We are all thrilled that so many people who aren’t able to come to ClexaCon are wanting in on the action as well!

Congrats on this – and did you hear of a London Clexacon? Niylah’s Niknaks needs a pop up shop.

paulwelsey:

gatoradebong:

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

scottish twitter

Scottish tumblr is better, I’d wager.

NachoKru, anyone?

Kassie Skai in……

femininenachos:

gramjams:

Raven Reyes is a nympho with a sex toy chest so extensive her girlfriend Octavia has named it ‘Silicon Valley’. Raven finally finds the toy she’s spent years searching for, the much coveted dildo named Woody. But little does Reyes know that the rightful owner of Woody is sexy Space Cummander, Fuzz Rightqueer, and she’ll do anything to get it back.…..ANYTHING

@femininenachos it’s been a while, but Kassie’s back with a bang (or multiple)

A-mazing.

If ET knew she was the star of so many faux porn films…I like to think she’d love it.

These just keep getting better. 😉

PS: Did Kassie ever do a Doctor Who-themed porno? Doctor Screw? Raven as the sexually inexperienced alien ‘The Doctor,’ with Kassie as her seductive companion, traveling through time and space – The Doctor scandalised by Kassie seducing various historic figures (before succumbing herself).

The Hunner Podcast surpasses 1600 downloads

gramjams:

weasal:

Yup, that happened. In less than 6 weeks our silly little podcast (http://thehunner.podbean.com/) has done so much better than we could ever have expected. To celebrate, @gramjams, @femininenachos and I are heading out for a few drinks on Thursday. There will also be some planning going on for episode 3, because seemingly against all odds, there will be an episode 3! @gramjams is determined to have us do shots for some reason so we’ll see how that meshes with the planning. I’m leaning more towards some celebratory bubbles. Nachos might go a bit crazy and stretch herself to 2 full beers.

If there is anything you crazy NachoRelicKru can think of that you’d like us to include in the next episode, then fire it into our (Ask) boxes and we’ll see what we can do.

Thanks again for sticking with us you rare bunch of bobby dazzlers.

I want shots….SPRING BREAK

NEW SHIP ALERT

gramjams:

After an early morning discussion with @femininenachos about how Clarke has more chemistry with a drawing than she ever will with Bawbag Blake….I present Clawing (portmanteau courtesy of Nachos)

“We don’t have to chalk at all……..”

You went there!

Well done, once again. 🙂

femininenachos:

thedoctor-smith:

clexacloneclub:

entirelytookeen:

weasal:

femininenachos:

The latest The Hunner podcast is now LIVE! And as an extra special tribute to the memory of Lexa kom Trikru, Heda of our hearts and Commander of Clarke’s Good Earth Cleavage, it’s only a fucking double episode!

So join us for Epsiode 2: Bigger Boozier Boobier, where we discuss the Lexa Effect, perform more dubious reader-outering of DWBYG, and answer questions submitted by the NachoKru. Unfortunately, there wasn’t time to do the Slag ‘n’ Drag of The Loo but we hope to pick it up again when/if we record another episode (and, lesbihonest, The NoFundred has been boring AF so far this season). However, we think you’ll forgive us that omission, because hold onto your knickers for…

The Hunner Special: In Conversation with KL Morgan. Yes, it’s The Fluff Queen Winning herself! Listen to us trying to contain our fangirling as we chat with @entirelytookeen about her writing process, her fandom history (no judgement…), her thoughts on the Lexa Effect, and bask in her insightful commentary on everything from KPop to The 1OO writers’ spectacular bungling of their own show. If you’re a fan of KL—and you should be—you do not want to miss this!

A wee disclaimer: This was originally going to be a single episode but we decided to split it in two because we had so much material. Honestly, this could easily have been 3+ hours long…

IT’S HEEEEEEEERE!

Hope you all enjoy this double-Heda. It’s a bit of a labour of love for us and we are so pleased to bring you another crack-fuelled bonanza episode along with the dulcet yet excitable tones of the most majestic @entirelytookeen.

Turn those tears of sorrow into tears of pure joy, and get ready to say, “What the fuck?”.

So hold onto your braids and rev your smut engines NachoKru….you’re in for a completely ridiculous ride.

so that happened 😀

I just wanted to add I AM SORRY I’M SO LOUD I’m going to mess with Skype’s external mike levels but let’s not kid ourselves, I really am just that loud

and in my defense I was so very very very excited to meet Wegramchos, can you blame me

Just got round to listening to both your new podcast episodes and what a treat they were. KL Morgan, after recently binge reading your fic ‘my destruction within your mouth’ (because it’s hard not to get hooked) it was so interesting to listen to the methods you use in creating your stories and the insight into your history within the fandom and fanfiction itself.

WeGramChos, I’m right there with you on the heartbreak of Lexa’s death. So much potential was wasted with her character so the only way we can experience that now is within the fandom and the fanfiction people create. You guys are my favourite part of this fandom so thank you for sharing all your cracky ideas, the podcasts and involving the rest of us ClexaTrash Kom NachoKru. 🙂

They’re a Good, as the kids say.

We’ve now surpassed 1000(!) downloads of The Hunner Podcast… I’m stunned, quite frankly. Massive thanks to everyone who has listened so far, sent messages of support, and reblogged it to spread the word. ❤

I’m not at all surprised – it’s that good and I think Clexa fans can love/appreciate there is a ‘programme’ related to them. Keep at it!

HotBust Movie Calendar

femininenachos:

gramjams:

What better way to finish off Clexa Week 2017 than with a Hotbust Calendar masterpost? Yes, @femininenachos and myself finally finished this labour of love. If this is all new to you, go visit @hotbust-sexscapades to get a little context and backstory. The basic premise is that future DWBYG Lexa (Prof. HotStuff) has been convinced by her students to pose for a movie tribute calendar with her equally hot wife Clarke (SexAndBust)….all proceeds go to Lexa’s favourite charity – The Honeybee Conservancy.

JANUARY – Who ya gonna call?

FEBRUARY – The ship of dreams

BONUS….Doodle!Anon blessed us with a fantastic sketch of Lexa being drawn like one of Clarke’s French girls.

MARCH – I’m weak for Lexa Darcy

APRIL – The only version of ‘50 shades’ that’s acceptable

MAY – The force be with you

BONUS…another steamy sketch from Doodle!Anon

JUNE – Lexa’s favourite film (obviously)

JULY – Schwiiiing

AUGUST – HotBust’s movie heroes: Ripley & The Widow

SEPTEMBER – Shaken and stirred

OCTOBER – “Undress Meeeeeee”

NOVEMBER – Gotham’s finest: BatHeda and Grumpy Catwoman

BONUS….not so grumpy Catwoman (meeeeow)

DECEMBER – E.T phone homo

BONUS….Doodle!Anon does the impossible and makes E.T sexy

I will never get over the fact that we had a real life Doodle Anon.