rainboflg:
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:
fvckpvssy:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Upon close examination of your outer exterior I would be humbly gratified if you placed it unclothed atop of my person
You forgot to say āPleaseā.
*Hugh Grantās voice:*
āUm, yes, hello, um, so sorry, I just, I was just wondering, you know, um, if it were at all possible – not that Iām pressuring! Ā No, no, never, no – but, if, um, you could, perhaps, if it were entirely agreeable on your part, and not at all awkward or unwanted or anything un-un-pleasant and if it would, I mean, you know, if you wanted, and it makes sense, I suppose, perhaps, you could, remove uh, well, uh, yes, those, that, there, the, uh, the, the garments of your, uh, your person, and, well, to be brief, I guess, uh, if you could then just, uh, you know, well, uh – sitonmyface – it would be most welcome thank you so very much.ā