thatoneamazon:

teatimewithpirates:

dontberidiculousmavis:

9r7g5h:

auxiliate:

9r7g5h:

your-reference-here:

matlsse:

istanbl:

crimelords:

pine-needles-underfoot:

writing-prompt-s:

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I walk in the forest 🌳

I rob a bank! kill a lawman! my gal is my getaway driver! we drink bootleg gin and listen to josephine baker

I’m a city. just like… the whole city.

i own! and curate! a museum with every! matisse! piece! ever!

I have an archive of references that I can collect from for anyone at will.

I don’t know…

@9r7g5h Some sort of robot. If I had to be “realistic” you’re a Remote Xenomorphic Handler. Model 9r chassis (ya outer bits) with type 7g interior machinations (ya inner bits) following protocol 5h.

The h stands for hugs. You are a robot that hugs Aliens.

Alternative functions may include cataloguing and generating data from the old world (COUGH XENA FANFIC BOT COUGH)

I fancy myself a Witch using summoning magic to help people as a full time job. (Auxiliate is Latin for the imperative conjugation of “to help”)

@auxiliate I wish you could see my face right now, because I am SO pleased! 100000000% pleased by this! It makes me so happy! Thank you! And my first day of work went very well then! I hugged so many Aliens. So many of them. All while cateloging the newest additions to the old world data bits! 😀 Thank you! 

And your job sounds amazing!

Aw! Old world data is my new favorite phrase for Xena fanfic.

I’m fated by Tumblr to be a lunatic with lethal combat skills. I don’t tell about my day. I have a smol blond friend/assistant named Mavis who does that.

I’m a pirate! I swordfight and shoot cannonballs at other ships and drink rum all day. Except at 3pm sharp, when we all stop fighting and have a refreshing cup of tea, because you know, we are still human.

I’m an amazon. The dysphoria would probably eat my up a bit but i would die the moment i got into battle.
I mean i’m good with swords and bow and arrow,but yeah,just would die but like half way in the battle or during a cavalry charge.

I’m a Time Lord.

The chameleon circuit in the Tardis is broken, The swimming pool won’t let me near it and I think the library is missing.  Also: I keep getting stuck on Earth in the year 2016 and it’s a bloody nightmare.