Wow. This really feels like a milestone. 3000 downloads on our stupidly silly little podcast. Not bad for a trio of fannies. Good work @femininenachos & @gramjams.
THANK YOU one and all. For listening, for commenting, for contributing, for laughing with us and at us. We couldn’t do it without you. You are the very bestest kru.
What better way to celebrate than to release another super special episode. With a super special secret guest. Watch this space. Like Clarke and Lexa in any good fanfic, it’s coming……
In the meantime, if you have no idea what I’m talking about – IT’S A CLEXA PODCAST WHERE WE ARE SMUTTY AND MAKE FOOLS OF OURSELVES. What’s not to love. Check out previous episodes here https://thehunner.podbean.com/
This news is giving me the strength I need to edit the latest episode.
Another huge thank you from me for listening to us three talk utter shite! You all rock 🤘
Hold on to your tits because we’re recording the next episode of The Hunner Podcast this Saturday. Once more we’ll be doing ‘Kassie Skai’s Sex & Feelings Workshop with Agony Aunties WeGramChos’ so if you’re desperate to get our take on a burning (there’s probably an ointment for that) question then ask away. Silly or serious, we’ll pick a selection to answer.
As well as that, if anyone has any general The Loo/Clexa/fandom related questions they’d like to pose to us, you can send them to me, @weasal or @gramjams
*disappears in a ninja smoke bomb to continue writing Tennis AU*
Lexa’s pout is NSFW. Maybe Tumblr got it right after all.
Lexa’s pout is DEFINITELY NSFW, let’s be real 👀
Also NSFW? The way she caresses a blade.
Sweaty Lexa is also very NSFW
Her cocky smirky smirk is so NSFW that the European Parliament passed a law in 2016 prohibiting anyone from looking at it between the hours of 9am and 5pm due to the lost productivity and the potentially devastating effect it might have on the EU economy.
Sassy Lexa is so NSFW that it only appears on tumblr with every new moon. We are only allowed to feast our eyes upon this hotness as a lunar cycle begins.
Lexa’s jawline is so NSFW that she actually took out five of the nine noviciates at her Conclave simply by turning her head.
Open Coat Lexa doesn’t even register on the NSFW scale. Legend has it, the scale broke when she was brought into the world, and hasn’t truly been fixed since.
Lexa climbing steps is so NSFW that a sex riot once broke out during a council meeting while her back was turned.
Indra’s still mentally scarred by the incident.
Dual Sword Lexa, slicing and dicing her way through attackers is so extremely NSFW that there has been a national holiday announced (Put in place by one Thirsty Wanheda who wants everyone to bask in the glory that is her wife).
Lexa’s beautiful mane is so NSFW that it introduced a new term into the Trigedasleng lexicon: traises fapouva (hair porn).
Indeed, Lexa’s hair is so widely admired that it’s considered ‘The Rachel’ of 22nd Century post-apocalyptic Earth. Much copied, but few can pull it off with the same verve as Heda.
Lexa is so NSWF that anytime she trains, they have to close down the training grounds in a two mile radius, due to thirsty fangirls and boys trying to sneak a peek of their Heda and holding up all the traffic and trade in Polis.
The vendors all find it terribly inconvenient- but they don’t complain, because Heda would have their head-as.
Lexa’s so NSFW that her kicking people off the balcony of her tower is both a method of executive stress relief and an extreme form of BDSM practice. Visitors to Polis are so eager to feel the force of Lexa’s drop-kick that they line up around the block to experience it for themselves. It’s rated the number 1 tourist attraction in Polis by Trip Advisor.
Fortunately, there’s a strategically placed hay cart in the marketplace below so they can also fulfil any Assassin’s Creed ‘leap of faith’ fantasies.
Really though, Lexa is so extremely NSFW that Clarke keeps her locked away in the tower. In her bedroom. Naked. In bed. All day long. For the sake of her (their) people.
I hate what inspired this.
I love what inspired this.
I love that I hate that I love what inspired this.
I’m very glad you liked the story – I’m still not sure it *is* smut. I might have misunderstood that. I think the one who can really write the ‘smutty crack’ is @femininenachos and you should read her Don’t Wanna Be Your Girl (and its related headcanons).
So I don’t know if ‘smut’ will appear in TFATD – ‘love scenes’ maybe?
The Doctor Is Out 