weasal:

In anticipation of our third podcast episode dropping at the end of this week, if you haven’t joined in on the nonsense yet then get yourself over to http://thehunner.podbean.com/ and have a listen to the mighty crack that’s come before from myself, @gramjams and @femininenachos. We even have a special episode where we interview the majestic heartbreaker herself, KL Morgan @entirelytookeen

WeGramChos – here in your ear for all your Clexa needs. 

If you’ve not heard them yet, drop whatever you’re doing and get on it.  No excuses.  

You might need medical attention from all the side-splitting, but it is well-worth it.

femininenachos:

thedoctor-smith:

femininenachos:

thedoctor-smith:

Am I the only one surprised there isn’t a Clexa crack video of the Bangles’ Eternal Flame? 

@femininenachos – would Professor Hotstuff’s students make their own Clexa crack videos?  This seems like something that should be done.

Oh please, someone do this! I don’t have the skillz myself although something super janky would only be more hilarious. I’m thinking of all the terrible transitions someone might use… 😂

I’ve no skillz at all either, but I like to think Prof. Hotstuff has some talented students who, along with their fan fiction and fan art and their calendar, enjoy making their own vids as well.  They love ‘soft hits from the 80s’ etc.   Indra would link them on the uni’s own YT channel, right next to all the academic lectures.

Is there an old song that Clarke and Lexa would call theirs?  They each must have a secret favourite.

Clarke is a big fan of 80s hair metal because her dad would subject the family to it during road trips when she was a kid. So I imagine that, before she acknowledges her feelings, Clarke listens to Whitesnake’s ‘Is This Love’ on her phone A LOT while mooning over photos of Lexa. Then, later, whenever she hears that song on shuffle it reminds her how silly she was for doubting herself.

I can picture this!  Clarke belongs in a Whitesnake video, really.  

What about Lexa though?  What’s her song?  Somehow I don’t think it would be 80s hair metal.  

Is she a soggy sentimental type listening to old 60s nostalgia, The Seekers ‘I’ll never find another you?’ or is it closet disco drama Abba Lay All Your Love On Me?  Or does she have a closet 80s anthem herself? 

femininenachos:

thedoctor-smith:

Am I the only one surprised there isn’t a Clexa crack video of the Bangles’ Eternal Flame? 

@femininenachos – would Professor Hotstuff’s students make their own Clexa crack videos?  This seems like something that should be done.

Oh please, someone do this! I don’t have the skillz myself although something super janky would only be more hilarious. I’m thinking of all the terrible transitions someone might use… 😂

I’ve no skillz at all either, but I like to think Prof. Hotstuff has some talented students who, along with their fan fiction and fan art and their calendar, enjoy making their own vids as well.  They love ‘soft hits from the 80s’ etc.   Indra would link them on the uni’s own YT channel, right next to all the academic lectures.

Is there an old song that Clarke and Lexa would call theirs?  They each must have a secret favourite.

My 10 fave Lexa moods…

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

1) I was born for this shit

2) I’m not buying this shit

3) I’m so over this shit

4) I’m too tired for this shit

5) I’m too sober for this shit

6) I don’t have time for this shit

7) I’m too confused for this shit

8) I’m too horny for this shit

9) I’m in charge of this shit

10) Don’t touch my wifey bitch!

Loved these – but I think you missed some:

11: I’m too zen for this shit:

12: I’m too tech for this shit:

13. I’m too dead for this shit.

gramjams:

femininenachos:

Inspired in part by this post and by a really trashy UK women’s magazine called Take a Break.

This is why I love you Nachos! I just burst out laughing on the train.

Fucking Clarke Griffin and her stabbing people to DEATH.

I’m imaging an Agony Uncle section with Kane because he’s so understanding and good at giving advice.

Where are my diapers?  

We need more of these.  Future posterity, innit.

Could we have a Clarke cover? ‘I got banged by my dead girlfriend in the City of Light and it was AWESOME’