Straws (‘Clarke! This is the most incredible thing. It enables the transfer of liquid without having to place one’s mouth upon a potentially poisoned cup!’)
Silly putty (she likes to roll it into a ball and pretend it’s Titus – then she smashes it flat)
One of the final two entries for the HotBust Movie Calendar was a nod to the round robin RPF fic that Professor Hotstuff’s students are writing (currently 72 chapters long), entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Tweed.’
Closing out the calendar is Lexa’s all-time favourite teen movie: Sixteen Candles.
I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist @femininenachos. Me and @swan-heda will happily let you join in the MOST FUN GAME EVER. OK I’ve got stuff to do, so I’ll leave you with this…..until later!
I am LOVING these new additions @leeshy-loo-squid-squad and @sabrinushka (really need to learn how to add a GIF to a manip cos that is next level) I just wanted to re-add this one created by @copper-coyote as it got lost on this thread….and I like the direction they took with it!
As mentioned in the podcast – https://thehunner.podbean.com (another shameless plug) – we decided it might be useful to make a diagram to illustrate how all the many, many Clexa AUs and crossovers around here intersect.
* = Nautipuss/Agent Boob is actually a Kassie Skai faux porn movie poster but, damn, do I want to fic it.
Inside the minds of the NachoKru!
This was fantastic, you’re all wonderful. Please do another.
If you love Clexa, love crack, well, ClexaCrack, follow this kru and listen to The Hunner podcast.
Disclaimer #1: due to time constraints we weren’t able to answer every question that the Kru sent in but we tried to tackle as many as possible. If we didn’t get to yours, very sorry!
Disclaimer #2: we’re podcast virgins so go easy on us. Also, please excuse the loud laughing and our propensity for waffling and talking over each other.
***GULP*** IT’S HEEEEEEEERE! The podcast that no-one asked for, but we did anyway!
(I apologise for my EXTREMELY loud voice and laugh….I blame years of DJing for making me slightly deaf.)
We had an absolute blast recording it.
We talked about it for months, and then we actually did it. The Hunner has been unleashed on an unsuspecting public. Like one of those crap deathwaves, except hopefully a bit funnier.
@cirque-du-so-lez suggested ‘Lawrence of a Labia’ for the next HotBust movie calendar, but I kinda went off on a Kassie Skai/faux porno tangent instead with ‘Lauren of Alabia’. I’m unsure if the movie tagline is the greatest thing I’ve ever come up with or the worst?!
If anyone has any suggestions for faux porno posters or the HotBust calendar, then just drop me a message or an ask…..I’m a friendly blog I promise. I must warn you though that my PS skillz are pretty limited, so I may not be able to create the masterpiece you dreamed of!
@femininechaos keeping the dream alive whilst you’re swanning around on gaycation!
THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN I’M TYPING IN CAPS.
Some faux porno ideas:
– Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
– Clitopatra
– Slit Wars: A New Hoe (Clarke’s personal favourite)
The Doctor Is Out 