Whilst @femininechaos is away on her holidays, I feel it’s my duty to keep the NachoKru entertained in her absence. As soon as I saw Evan Rachel Wood in her tux this morning, I asked myself ‘What Would Nachos Do?’……..
Here’s Model!Lexa on the red carpet of the first ever International Dog Haiku Championships (the event was created and funded entirely by Lexa). There was slight apprehension (from Clarke) that the event would be a total flop, but Lexa is such a fashion darling now that celebs were flocking to the event with their beloved pooches and newly crafted dog poems.
Amongst the famous faces were well known dog owners such as – Kate Moss, Gisele, Lady Gaga, Ellen and Portia, Christy Turlington, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Agyness Deyn.
Unsurprisingly, Frank and Lexa won ‘Best in Show’.
@femininechaos@gramjams This made me think of a 50’s era porny DWBYG Clarke/Raven/Octavia and how many ridiculous pulp fiction covers we could deface with the crack. Some don’t even need changing. Time travel crossover headcanon.
Fuck, yes! Pulp fiction covers are a goldmine of crack.
This is my favourite Pulp Fiction cover…..the front one is sooo Kassie Skai
‘Nautipuss’ 😂
At first I misread the strapline as “Agent Boob battles the temptress of the deep!”
We all know ‘Clyde Allison’ was, in fact, Allison Clyde.
I was meaning to do this at the end of 2016, but quite frankly I couldn’t be fucked, so I thought I’d start the year off with a look back at the MANY hours of procrastination spent entertaining myself….and occasionally others.
I’ve had to split this over 2 parts, as I didn’t realise quite how much crack I’d made. Part 1 is general The 100 related nonsense.
It started with the emergency bts meeting held directly after 3×07 aired…
I then reverted to using sarcasm to deal with the pain of Lexa’s death
I even made my own spin-off show….
Next was the ‘Clumsy Commander’
Captain Eliza steering our beloved ship
Subtle propaganda left by Heda around Polis (take the hint Clarke FFS)
Obligatory pervy manip….
Stuff about candles (obvs)….
Clarke ‘Punchbag’ Griffin as seen in the Season 4 trailer
@femininechaos Model!Lexa caught red-handed backstage at a Vogue Italia shoot, scoffing Maccy D’s fries. She’s so lextra that she refers to them as ‘pommes frites’ in an attempt to make them sound posher than they actually are. She blames the incident on comfort eating, due to immense pining for Clarke (and Frank). She later writes a haiku about it to make herself feel better:
“Salty potato
You appeased my aching heart
I have NO regrets”
I don’t even have anything witty to add. This is amazing.
I’m in such awe.
Taking the piss out of people who don’t exist, based upon people who don’t exist for a fic that doesn’t exist yet.
If this isn’t the greatest crack-thing I don’t know what is.
The Doctor Is Out 