What better way to finish off Clexa Week 2017 than with a Hotbust Calendar masterpost? Yes, @femininenachos and myself finally finished this labour of love. If this is all new to you, go visit @hotbust-sexscapades to get a little context and backstory. The basic premise is that future DWBYG Lexa (Prof. HotStuff) has been convinced by her students to pose for a movie tribute calendar with her equally hot wife Clarke (SexAndBust)….all proceeds go to Lexa’s favourite charity – The Honeybee Conservancy.
JANUARY – Who ya gonna call?
FEBRUARY – The ship of dreams
BONUS….Doodle!Anon blessed us with a fantastic sketch of Lexa being drawn like one of Clarke’s French girls.
MARCH – I’m weak for Lexa Darcy
APRIL – The only version of ‘50 shades’ that’s acceptable
MAY – The force be with you
BONUS…another steamy sketch from Doodle!Anon
JUNE – Lexa’s favourite film (obviously)
JULY – Schwiiiing
AUGUST – HotBust’s movie heroes: Ripley & The Widow
SEPTEMBER – Shaken and stirred
OCTOBER – “Undress Meeeeeee”
NOVEMBER – Gotham’s finest: BatHeda and Grumpy Catwoman
BONUS….not so grumpy Catwoman (meeeeow)
DECEMBER – E.T phone homo
BONUS….Doodle!Anon does the impossible and makes E.T sexy
I will never get over the fact that we had a real life Doodle Anon.
Yes!
These are so amazing.
I pity future anthropologists who will be so confused. 😉
It wouldn’t be the least bit surprising to discover that tloo is, in fact, a rejected meta-fiction based upon @femininenachos Don’t Want To Be Your Girl.
It was brought up somewhere in one of these meta-verses and all of them passed on it except this one.
Woe is us. We live in the Ultimate Clexa Crack Meta-verse.
We need to take ownership of “you betcha” back from Sarah Palin. Who better than model!Lexa to rehabilitate that phrase?
Oh no. Now we have to have an SNL skit mocking model!Lexa and her phony accent. Cecily Strong as Lexa and Kate McKinnon as Clarke (or ‘the mysterious girlfriend’ since they’re on the down low, I think?)
Lexa is in too much shock to know if it’s funny or not, Clarke wets herself laughing.
Cecily wins awards for her performance, goes on to produce her own comedy programme and manages to wrangle a guest performance from…Lexa Woods (playing herself, of course).
The popularity of the skit produces a ridiculous amount of fan fic on AO3.
Oh – and also becomes the focus of a certain uni professor’s class on feminism in comedy. The popularity of this class leads to an article on Autostraddle where the writer puzzles over the resemblance between model!Lexa and the tweedy professor.
One of the final two entries for the HotBust Movie Calendar was a nod to the round robin RPF fic that Professor Hotstuff’s students are writing (currently 72 chapters long), entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Tweed.’
Closing out the calendar is Lexa’s all-time favourite teen movie: Sixteen Candles.
@the-villageidiot Here she is! The Batman/Commander Lexa crossover that none of you have been waiting for. How we didn’t see the similarities between these two characters before I don’t know, but now I can’t unsee them. @femininenachos we totally need one of your amazing Model!Lexa tux manips so we can pretend it’s Lexa Wayne at a Trikru Enterprises gala ball (because why not throw another AU into the mix….it’s how we roll!)
I’m off to manip Titus in a pair of specs with a little grey tache……
***INCOMING HOTBUST ACTION*** Prof Lexa wanted at least one month of the movie calendar to be dedicated to strong female protagonists. She decided upon Ripley from Aliens, as she is an OG badass. Lexa remembered that Ripley was quite sweaty in this scene, so of course Clarke stepped up and offered to ‘warm her up’ in the dressing room first.
Clarke has always had a thing for Black Mambas (she has one in the box under the bed) plus she loves Tarantino films, so becoming Beatrix Kiddo was a no-brainer.
@femininechaos I know you’re gonna love me for the Aliens one!
The Doctor Is Out 