Tag: dwbyg

gramjams:

@cirque-du-so-lez suggested ‘Lawrence of a Labia’ for the next HotBust movie calendar, but I kinda went off on a Kassie Skai/faux porno tangent instead with ‘Lauren of Alabia’. I’m unsure if the movie tagline is the greatest thing I’ve ever come up with or the worst?!

If anyone has any suggestions for faux porno posters or the HotBust calendar, then just drop me a message or an ask…..I’m a friendly blog I promise. I must warn you though that my PS skillz are pretty limited, so I may not be able to create the masterpiece you dreamed of!

@femininechaos keeping the dream alive whilst you’re swanning around on gaycation! 

THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN I’M TYPING IN CAPS.

Some faux porno ideas:

– Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

– Clitopatra

– Slit Wars: A New Hoe (Clarke’s personal favourite)

Next potential HotBust poster- Lawrence of a Labia?

gramjams:

Haha perfect! I have a friend called Lauren, who I call ‘Lauren of a labia’ cos she’s a massive lezza like me. I can totally see Lexa and Clarke sitting astride camels wearing Bedouin robes. Amazing blog name btw 👍

Oh, there’s a perfect pic you can manip….

Almost anything from that episode, actually….

i just want to drop by and say that i love dwbyg, the latest chapter was just great. you can see how attentive you are with the storyline and the way you write is succinct and perfect. i struggle with that a little bit when writing fanfiction cause english is not my first language, so i follow other ff writers here on tumblr for insights and, man, you are by FAR the kindest and most grateful of them all. honestly, don’t ever change! you’re incredibly polite and humble and (1/2)

femininenachos:

(2/2) and it is incredibly refreshing to see you interact with everybody here who reads your stories. i really hope you write your next AUs (the model!Lexa and the P&P one) because even though a lot of the fandom has migrated to other wlw ships, i still have feels for clexa and it would be amazing if you continued writing about them. anyways, thanks mate, you’re swell 🙂

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Thank you so much, this is such a lovely message.

I genuinely enjoy answering the asks and interacting with people on Tumblr. I used to respond to every comment on AO3 too but it’s been impossible to keep up so I feel like chatting with people here is the least I can do to thank them for their support. 

I do plan to continue writing Clexa after DWBYG is finished. I think I’ll be stuck in Clexa hell for the foreseeable future! 

Thank you again. 🙂

Everything this anon said. Aunty Nachos is lovely and funny and brilliant.  

femininechaos:

rainboflg replied to your link:


The Dildomaker Is A Conceptual Pencil…

I need to know how many veggie dicks before our sweet, oblivious dick crafter realized something had gone terribly wrong with the salad? Or did Clarke have to gently point it out? Dear God, tell me It wasn’t Anya!

Ngl, I love the idea of Anya pointing it out. But since this was @thedoctor-smith‘s headcanon, I defer to her brilliance.

Our poor Lexa had lost her specs that morning, wasn’t even able to read the box properly and had no idea her salad had such a ‘natural’ look until she placed it on the table at lunch time. The oblivious dear encouraged everyone to tuck in and thanked Clarke for her thoughtful gift of the veggie slicer.  The responses were thus, in order:

Clarke: Adoring amusement.  She couldn’t stop smiling at her loveable eejit.  

Raven: Nodding, impressed, took the first bite and announced it was ‘quite a mouthful.’

Anya (whom Lexa had drunkenly told about the strap-on): ‘Veggie dicks, that’s original, coming from you, Lex. Didn’t think you could get any gayer, but somehow, you truly have.’ 

It would be many years before the future professor could ever live down that afternoon.  Subsequently, all future salads were chopped by hand and phallically-shaped food was off-menu for sometime.  

The Dildomaker Is A Conceptual Pencil Sharpener-Like Gadget That Turns Any Object Into A Dildo (NSFW)

femininechaos:

q-parallel:

Not what I usually post but thought @femininechaos should see this…  Very vegan from the makers of this product.

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I can see Kassie Skai endorsing this.

Scene: Clarke’s kitchen.  There is an opened box on the table.  Lexa enters, sees the box, looks inside.  

Examining the device, Lexa is delighted that Clarke has bought a vegetable slicer (Clarke has given her a bit of paranoia about slicing her magnificent digits).  She sets about making lunch for herself, Clarke, Anya and Raven.

Hours later, Lexa, sits pouting in the bath, still feeling the sting of humiliation over her (entirely unintentional) ‘dick salad.’ 

Even worse: Clarke/Kassie uses the incriminating photos in her endorsement video for ‘healthy, edible sex toys.’  

The Dildomaker Is A Conceptual Pencil Sharpener-Like Gadget That Turns Any Object Into A Dildo (NSFW)

femininechaos:

gramjams:

femininechaos:

weasal:

@femininechaos @gramjams This made me think of a 50’s era porny DWBYG Clarke/Raven/Octavia and how many ridiculous pulp fiction covers we could deface with the crack. Some don’t even need changing. Time travel crossover headcanon.

Fuck, yes! Pulp fiction covers are a goldmine of crack.

This is my favourite Pulp Fiction cover…..the front one is sooo Kassie Skai

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‘Nautipuss’ 😂

At first I misread the strapline as “Agent Boob
battles the temptress of the deep!”

We all know ‘Clyde Allison’ was, in fact, Allison Clyde.  

And was this the inspiration for Octopussy? 

Can’t think why my mind went there.  

Please @gramjams make some cracky manips for us?  

I finally made it through all, if not most, headcannons and prompts for DWBYG (there were A LOT, like, SO MUCH [not that I complain]) and what I know is that I need more HotStuff/HotBust and Lexa in porn cons. Like, those Clarke take her to more?

femininenachos:

Kudos to you! There must be dozens of headcanons for DWBYG. Even I can’t keep track. 

I think after that first porn con Clarke decides not to take Lexa again. It’s too much of a distraction having to keep one eye on her girlfriend when Clarke’s trying to network and participate in panels and do signings with fans. She trusts Lexa implicitly. It’s the other actresses that can’t seem to keep their hands to themselves and Clarke doesn’t want a repeat of last time, when Lexa ended up with a ton of phone numbers, however innocent her intentions.

Go the opposite end: Lexa attending an academic conference so dull Clarke decides it needs a little ‘something.’  

Unfortunately, her good intentions go awry when Raven and Octavia show up and let’s just say it’s lucky no one was arrested, and the newspapers didn’t catch Professor Hotstuff’s real name.  

However, they are no longer allowed in the state of Michigan.  

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femininechaos:

yet-to-know:

@femininechaos This song made me think of your au’s today! I immediately started visualizing a music video with them in it… Hope you’re doing great!

Amazing. I love this. This would totally be the soundtrack to the adventures of Professor Hotstuff and her smokin’ wife.

Thanks!

The titled reminded me there’s a Belle & Sebastian song that would probably be perfect as well: