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femininechaos:

thedoctor-smith:

femininechaos:

gramjams:

femininechaos:

Model!AU: Lexa de Forrest comes out on the cover of Dazed and Confused magazine. (Also featuring Frank the dog, the muse for her terrible poetry.)

I just blew a snot bubble out of my nose @femininechaos….luckily I’m walking to work and no-one saw me

Wait until you get a load of the article/Lexa’s four page photo shoot with Frank…

One day, internet archeologists are going to find these images and think there really was a Lexa de Forrest (or any number of Clexa AUs) and wonder what ever happened to her and that adorable dog.  

Incidentally, you just gave me an idea for my next Hotbust calendar manip. Thanks. 😉

Oh, I’m chuffed. 🙂  

actuallyclintbarton:

skeletonmug:

vampishly:

but-im-a-tomboy:

la-garconniere-:

Layering is an art of combining of your clothing which is aesthetically pleasing to the human eye. Knowing how to harmonize the colors and patterns is crucial and it’s also essential to be bold and experiment with the right wardrobe pieces.

I like to minimize my wardrobe by owning a few basics to create an extremely versatile style. Despite its simplicity, wearing a waistcoat definitely stands out to show character. It certainly displays elegance and natural flair.

Thank you, Nick Urteaga (Coastal Flicks) for the wonderful shoot. It was fun working with you.

A special thanks to The Tailory New York for exhibiting an effortless style and pioneering a contemporary aesthetic menswear designed for women.

suit / The Tailory New York
shirt / Cego NYC
tie & pocket square / vintage
vest / no name
shoes / Allen Edmonds

Yess!

W O W

I wish I could afford tailoring like this

holy shit i’m gay

Looks like something Professor Lexa would wear, @femininechaos.  

I love the idea of Hunner! & Model!Lexa being actual twins. There’s so many of these headcanons written, you could practically write the model! AU now 😎. Are the twins canon now or just crack?

femininenachos:

I think people might kill me if I don’t update DWBYG first, lol.

The Lexa twins are pure crack and LOVE them but they won’t be in the fic. In canon (ha!) model!Lexa is an only child.

So you all know: @femininechaos is a legend.  She has crack fic written before the actual fic.  

weasal:

femininechaos:

gramjams:

@femininechaos….Here are Lexa² in their first big campaign together, for Dior’s new parfum ‘Duality’ (por homo)

Hunner Lexa scrubs up real nice, and Dior fell in love with her pale pallor.

Model Lexa was seethingly jealous at not having all the attention on her, but the photographer picked up on the vibe and used it to his advantage during the shoot.

This has been an @weasal / GramJams collaboration!

I have no words.

Just.

Asdfghjkl.

The ironic thing is that as much as Model!Lexa loathes Hunner!Lexa, it was the two of them teaming up that really propelled her into the big leagues of high fashion. When Architect!Clarke points this out to her, the loathing subsides and is eventually replaced with a casual disdain. And if you give her enough champagne then she might just admit to a sort of fondness. But mostly she just despairs especially when they’re at events and Hunner!Lexa is steamin drunk and charming everyone from Vivienne Westwood to Karl Lagerfield with her almost impossible to decipher Glaswegian accent and tales of a very misspent youth. Model!Lexa acts jealous but deep down also thinks it’s tacky that these pretentious big wigs are using her sister as their new little pet project from the streets. Model!Lexa discovers a whole new protective side of herself she never knew existed. She’s quite frankly disgusted.

This is so insane and I love it.  

What about our poor Clarkes? At this point we could have DWBYG!Clarke, Architect!Clarke and Hunner!Clarke all in one room, this fashion gala where everyone is so mixed up…Architect!Clarke and DWBYG!Lexa bonding in one corner, pretending they’re not a little mortified at their doppelgangers; Hunner!Clarke and DWBYG!Clarke teasing (and blatantly flirting with) Model!Lexa for being so la-di-da and jealous of Hunner!Lexa – who is literally too drunk to function.  

At her table, Stella McCartney is quietly furious at all the stolen attention. Her collection is already old news as the cameras follow our colourful sextet from the show out into the streets where Hunner!Lexa and Hunner!Clarke are nearly arrested for public indecency – the photos and video of which become a pinned tweet on Kassie Skai’s Twitter.  

Several weeks pass before any of the Lexas will speak to one another, while the Clarkes meet frequently for giggles and cocktails (though, thankfully Hunner!Clarke is unable to sell them on a Bucky tablet).

femininechaos:

gramjams:

Here’s February’s photo for the HotBust Movie Calendar. After this was taken, Doodle!Anon submitted a sketch to the @hotbust-sexscapades blog, of Clarke drawing Professor Hotstuff “like one of her French girls” in nothing but the Heart of the Ocean….another bout of mass fainting ensued. @femininechaos, patiently waiting for someone to ascend us to the next level of crack and become Doodle!Anon….

Ascend… I think you mean sink.

Sink?

Don’t you mean go down? 

femininechaos:

thedoctor-smith:

femininechaos:

hotbust-sexscapades:

Time for the first survey! Personally, I think a nice red handprint on SexAndBust’s ass would do nicely, but I’ll leave it up to you… 😉

What do you think the Prof. should use to punish her naughty wife next chapter?

Asdfghjkl.

There’s a parody blog for HotBust.

I can’t-

Wait a minute.

You’re a writer, a real person (in real life) who writes fiction based on fiction, and has now written side fiction for your fiction based upon fiction and that side fiction has inspired fiction ideas about your fictitious characters (in your fiction based upon fiction) being fictionalised by (fictitious) students in their own fictions and NOW there is an actual blog in real life that is based upon the fictitious fictions of the (fictitious) students?  

That is so 2016.