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The latest The Hunner podcast is now LIVE! And as an extra special tribute to the memory of Lexa kom Trikru, Heda of our hearts and Commander of Clarke’s Good Earth Cleavage, it’s only a fucking double episode!

So join us for Epsiode 2: Bigger Boozier Boobier, where we discuss the Lexa Effect, perform more dubious reader-outering of DWBYG, and answer questions submitted by the NachoKru. Unfortunately, there wasn’t time to do the Slag ‘n’ Drag of The Loo but we hope to pick it up again when/if we record another episode (and, lesbihonest, The NoFundred has been boring AF so far this season). However, we think you’ll forgive us that omission, because hold onto your knickers for…

The Hunner Special: In Conversation with KL Morgan. Yes, it’s The Fluff Queen Winning herself! Listen to us trying to contain our fangirling as we chat with @entirelytookeen about her writing process, her fandom history (no judgement…), her thoughts on the Lexa Effect, and bask in her insightful commentary on everything from KPop to The 1OO writers’ spectacular bungling of their own show. If you’re a fan of KL—and you should be—you do not want to miss this!

A wee disclaimer: This was originally going to be a single episode but we decided to split it in two because we had so much material. Honestly, this could easily have been 3+ hours long…

IT’S HEEEEEEEERE! 

Hope you all enjoy this double-Heda. It’s a bit of a labour of love for us and we are so pleased to bring you another crack-fuelled bonanza episode along with the dulcet yet excitable tones of the most majestic @entirelytookeen. 

Turn those tears of sorrow into tears of pure joy, and get ready to say, “What the fuck?”.

So hold onto your braids and rev your smut engines NachoKru….you’re in for a completely ridiculous ride. 

gramjams:

As expected, I’ve woken up today with a big case of the feels, but I’m not going to ponder on the sad. Instead I’m going to fill my dash with images of the mighty Lexa kom Trikru and think about all the positive things that have happened in this fandom over the past year. I’m massively grateful for all the wonderful people I’ve met in the past 12 months, and the hilarity we’ve shared together. I have made some genuine friends on here who make my day better on a regular basis. And if you’d have told me a year ago that I’d be doing a podcast about Clexa I’d have told you ‘not a chance’!

Lastly….if any of the NachoKru are at Clexacon please send either myself, @femininenachos or @weasal photos of you (maybe hold a bag of Doritos so we can identify you easily!) We’d love to see this silly part of the fandom representing for us. We all wish we could be there so badly.

Enough of the sentimentals. I hope today isn’t too hard for everybody.

Our fight is not over x

Cheers.

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One of the final two entries for the HotBust Movie Calendar was a nod to the round robin RPF fic that Professor Hotstuff’s students are writing (currently 72 chapters long), entitled ‘Fifty Shades of Tweed.’

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Closing out the calendar is Lexa’s all-time favourite teen movie: Sixteen Candles.

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WE DID IT NACHOS!!!! Even though I cannot abide 50 shades, that manip is hot AF. And the 16 Candles one is LIT….

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I feel a meme coming on @swan-heda……

@gramjams I’m always up for a good meme…

I love this game @swan-heda

@swan-heda sorry I’m jumping a turn, but I needed to get this out of my system!

@gramjams this is cathartic….

@gramjams @swan-heda jumping in on this action.

I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist @femininenachos. Me and @swan-heda will happily let you join in the MOST FUN GAME EVER. OK I’ve got stuff to do, so I’ll leave you with this…..until later!

@gramjams …. I need to catch up….. @femininenachos welcome to the party! 

Balls in your court @swan-heda (or whoever else wants to join in!)

MOAR (apologies for splitting the stream @gramjams and @swan-heda – I hate this site sometimes)

@gramjams @femininenachos your move…

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@swan-heda @femininenachos I went meta….

@gramjams @femininenachos I took some extra liberties…

@swan-heda @femininenachos we must go deeper…….

@gramjams @swan-heda over to you…

@gramjams @femininenachos the season 4 we all deserve…

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@swan-heda @femininenachos this is for my hungry gals…..

@gramjams @swan-heda both amazing. 

Commemorating one of Eliza’s greatest hits from SDCC 2016:

@gramjams @swan-heda I had to honor the fandom’s creativity

@gramjams @swan-heda 
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I chime in with classic chip art (?)

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And this other thing XD

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I am LOVING these new additions @leeshy-loo-squid-squad and @sabrinushka (really need to learn how to add a GIF to a manip cos that is next level) I just wanted to re-add this one created by @copper-coyote as it got lost on this thread….and I like the direction they took with it!

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@swan-heda @femininenachos we need to get our thinking caps on!

The Hunner Podcast

Look, everyone’s unhappy and miserable, so if you want a laugh, need a laugh, go listen to @femininenachos, @gramjams and @weasal‘s -aka Nachokru – podcast, The Hunner.  It’s hilarious, takes on The 1oo, the fans, fan fiction, Clexa, Lexa, Clarke – just a good show and they’re going to do another one, so send them support and questions and all that.  

Well done, NachoKru – it was great listening.  

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As mentioned in the podcast – https://thehunner.podbean.com (another shameless plug) – we decided it might be useful to make a diagram to illustrate how all the many, many Clexa AUs and crossovers around here intersect.

* = Nautipuss/Agent Boob is actually a Kassie Skai faux porn movie poster but, damn, do I want to fic it.

Inside the minds of the NachoKru! 

This was fantastic, you’re all wonderful. Please do another.  

If you love Clexa, love crack, well, ClexaCrack, follow this kru and listen to  The Hunner podcast.  

Nachos, what if instead of what lexa’s little wheel she has between her eyes… I forget the name. Imagine if she has a little nacho! Nachoheada!

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I went political the last couple of days….thank you @femininenachos for bringing me back to the crack (ooo that rhymes)

Lexa would constantly be getting annoyed at Klork because Klork’s a greedy little nacho loving space nugget and so she’d lick it right off her forehead. A tasty little snack. Lexa would get even more annoyed when Klork would smear a little salsa on it first. Especially when she did it in front of people.

“It’s not very becoming of Heda, Klork, and the kitchens are getting frustrated at how many of these they’re having to make”

Klork like a lizard “Mlem”

Mlem 😂😂😂

Titus is the most annoyed because the task of personally inspecting that the tiny forehead nacho conforms to regulation size and shape falls to him. Inside his voluminous robes he’s got another little tin that contains the sacred nacho mould/template and he has to carefully scrutinise and measure each one before it’s allowed anywhere near Heda’s brows.

When this becomes a practically daily occurrence, it’s no wonder he looks so pressed. It heavily cuts into the time he would otherwise have spent polishing his baldy dome and practicing all the different ways he can mutter “Heda, no.”

Do you think she keeps it in place with guacamole? Avocado is better for the skin than nacho cheese, and it smells nicer. The avocados on earth are now the size of watermelons due to radiation, so sacred nacho guacamole is a staple part of the grounder hierarchy diet. It’s also known as Holy Guacamole.

Crackamole, more like.  

Holy Crackamole – Nachokru is at it again. 

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Whilst @femininechaos is away on her holidays, I feel it’s my duty to keep the NachoKru entertained in her absence. As soon as I saw Evan Rachel Wood in her tux this morning, I asked myself ‘What Would Nachos Do?’……..

Here’s Model!Lexa on the red carpet of the first ever International Dog Haiku Championships (the event was created and funded entirely by Lexa). There was slight apprehension (from Clarke) that the event would be a total flop, but Lexa is such a fashion darling now that celebs were flocking to the event with their beloved pooches and newly crafted dog poems.

Amongst the famous faces were well known dog owners such as – Kate Moss, Gisele, Lady Gaga, Ellen and Portia, Christy Turlington, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Agyness Deyn.

Unsurprisingly, Frank and Lexa won ‘Best in Show’.

‘Best in Crack,’ more like.

Here’s where it’s at.

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@femininechaos @gramjams This made me think of a 50’s era porny DWBYG Clarke/Raven/Octavia and how many ridiculous pulp fiction covers we could deface with the crack. Some don’t even need changing. Time travel crossover headcanon.

Fuck, yes! Pulp fiction covers are a goldmine of crack.

This is my favourite Pulp Fiction cover…..the front one is sooo Kassie Skai

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‘Nautipuss’ 😂

At first I misread the strapline as “Agent Boob
battles the temptress of the deep!”

We all know ‘Clyde Allison’ was, in fact, Allison Clyde.  

And was this the inspiration for Octopussy? 

Can’t think why my mind went there.  

Please @gramjams make some cracky manips for us?